{"id":195,"date":"2009-03-01T21:50:10","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T04:50:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/?p=195"},"modified":"2009-07-16T21:36:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-17T04:36:38","slug":"195","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/?p=195","title":{"rendered":"Parallel Perks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-194 alignnone\" title=\"2747532150_aa07fa9212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/2747532150_aa07fa9212.jpg\" alt=\"2747532150_aa07fa9212\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/2747532150_aa07fa9212.jpg 375w, https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/2747532150_aa07fa9212-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Imagine, if you will, the mischievous smirk I witnessed on the face of a young woman this evening as she watched her significant other attempt to parallel park on 10th Street in Santa Monica.\u00c2\u00a0 She was quite amused by his ineptitude.\u00c2\u00a0 I laughed (and smirked myself) at her good humour.\u00c2\u00a0 He was not a good parallel park-er.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-from-the-road"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"Jonathan","author_link":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/?author=1"},"uagb_comment_info":23,"uagb_excerpt":"[&hellip;]","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":241,"href":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whitefly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}